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<title>Book Log: Veronica's Vengeance / **** ½</title>
<link>http://www.clydeumney.net/booklog.htm#0616b</link>
<pubDate>Monday, 17 Jun 2013 18:28:38 CDT</pubDate>
<description>Veronica used to be the head of her school. Boys 
      dreamed of her; girls lived in fear of her judgment; cliques lived and died 
      by her approval. But after a year away from school, Veronica returns to 
      find that her rules and her control have gone away, and the school is now 
      run by a student body president intent on erasing cliques, cruelty, and 
      bullies - like Veronica. And that kind of think just isn't going to fly 
      with Veronica, who begins to plan her revenge. <em>Veronica's Vengeance</em> 
      is the third in author Adam Bertocci's loose trifecta of high school stories, 
      and in some ways, it's the darkest and most cruelly funny of any of them. 
      It's lacking the horror elements of his first (<em>The Fairfield County 
      Friday Night Gridiron Bonanza</em>), and lacks the warmth towards friends 
      that drove the second (<em>The Usual Werewolves</em>); in their place is 
      a narrator who looks at the world around her with scorn, disgust, and disdain. 
      (Veronica's aghast reactions when freshmen have the gall to speak to her 
      and boys stare at her openly are basically worth the price of admission.) 
      It makes for hilarious, scathing reading, and just when you're wondering 
      how long you can sympathize with Veronica, the story takes a wholly unexpected 
      direction, creating a final act that plays out in beautifully ironic and 
      surprising ways. It's hard to pick a favorite among Bertocci's stories, 
      especially when they're all this well done and this entertaining, but I 
      feel safe in saying that <em>Veronica's Vengeance </em>is easily the funniest 
      of the three of them, even if it's very much a pitch-black piece of dark 
      comedy. And it's a perfect counterpart to Bertocci's other books - after 
      all, what's a look at high school like without a look through the eyes of 
      those on top of the social heap?</description>
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<title>Book Log: Bad Chili / *****</title>
<link>http://www.clydeumney.net/booklog.htm#0616a</link>
<pubDate>Monday, 17 Jun 2013 18:25:32 CDT</pubDate>
<description><em>Bad Chili</em> opens with a chapter in which 
      our two heroes, Hap (a white hippie/Vietnam war protestor) and Leonard (a 
      gay, black Vietnam war veteran) are commiserating over some recent life 
      events when their conversation is interrupted by a vicious, angry, bloodthirsty, 
      rabid...squirrel. And in the anarchy that follows (it all involves a lot 
      of swearing, screaming, and attempted squirrel homicide), I remembered why 
      I love reading Joe Lansdale books. At their core, the Hap and Leonard books 
      are a sort of Texas redneck noir, with our heroes getting involved in crimes, 
      fighting dangerous men, and doing their best to protect those who are dear 
      to them. But to focus simply on the plots is to miss out on so much of what 
      makes these books so rich and rewarding. That's not to say that the plots 
      are worthless; in fact, the story of <em>Bad Chili </em>is a compelling 
      one, as Leonard's quest to check on his ex-boyfriend leads the men into 
      confrontations with a criminal ex-wrestler, a chili tycoon, and a series 
      of video store clerks trading in a horrifying set of underground tapes. 
      But the true appeal of these books is Lansdale's prose - from his gleefully 
      lowbrow analogies to his profane and hilarious banter, Lansdale's words 
      are a joy to read, as long as you don't mind wading through some of the 
      most inventively colorful and profane insults ever written. (Me? They make 
      me laugh uncontrollably.) Lansdale has always been as interested in how 
      his characters react to the events around them as the events themselves, 
      and <em>Bad Chili </em>exemplifies this, as both men are forced to look 
      at the darkest sides of human nature and in themselves, and the results 
      are far from pretty. What they are, though, is entertaining as hell, exciting 
      as anything, riveting to read, and just a burst of fresh air that reads 
      like little else out there. <em>Bad Chili </em>may be my favorite Lansdale 
      book to date, and given how great some of his other books are, that's high 
      praise indeed. But it's completely true: by the time I finished the book, 
      my biggest reaction was sadness that I had reached the end of it - well, 
      that and eagerness to go and pick up the next one. If you've never read 
      any of the other Hap and Leonard books, you can easily start with <em>Bad 
      Chili </em>with no problems. But be warned: once you start, there's no going 
      back. </description>
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<title>Movie Log: An American Tail / ****</title>
<link>http://www.clydeumney.net/movielog.htm#0615a</link>
<pubDate>Monday, 17 Jun 2013 18:19:20 CDT</pubDate>
<description>I honestly couldn't tell you how long it's been 
      since I last saw <em>An American Tail</em>, but I can tell you that it's 
      been long enough that I had forgotten just how dark and nightmarish some 
      parts of the film were. The early sections, in which a Russian village is 
      sacked and burned, is a harrowing scene, and Bluth's use of cats as the 
      malevolent, destructive forces nicely puts the audience in the place of 
      the victims of such violence - that violence, of course, being pogroms carried 
      out against Jewish settlements. Indeed, the film is so clearly about the 
      Jewish immigrant experience that you can't help but wonder why Bluth never 
      makes the case explicitly (apart from cowardice as it relates to box office 
      receipts, of course) instead of using dozens of implications and clues as 
      the movie unfolds. As for the movie, it's fun, if surprisingly dark, fare 
      that manages to pack in a lot of history in its depiction of New York City 
      and immigrant culture, all whole crafting an engaging adventure. The songs 
      are generally solid and catchy, the humor used well, and the characters 
      fun, so it all works better than it really has any right to. That being 
      said, there are definitely some pretty big flaws: an ending that goes on 
      too long, a lead whose non-singing voice ends up more painful than cute, 
      a story that wanders a little too much at points, and so on. But on the 
      whole, it holds up better than I worried it would, and from the looks on 
      my children's faces, it seems to have made some fans of a whole new generation 
      now. </description>
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<title>Movie Log: The Killer / *****</title>
<link>http://www.clydeumney.net/movielog.htm#0613b</link>
<pubDate>Monday, 17 Jun 2013 18:17:16 CDT</pubDate>
<description>It's hard to look at <em>The Killer</em> and 
      not simply describe it as &quot;the John Woo-iest John Woo film ever made.&quot; 
      Slow motion drama, operatic music, dramatic doves, two handed gunplay, dangerous 
      men bonding in masculine ways, rampant deaths and explosions, emotional 
      moments that are cranked up to their utmost - all of them are here and then 
      some, just as you've come to expect from Woo when he's at the top of his 
      game. But the fact that <em>The Killer </em>is really the first true fusion 
      of all of these elements in this form gives it a freshness and vitality 
      that some of Woo's later films don't quite have. Moreover, while there's 
      no denying the melodramatic aspects of The Killer (especially with regards 
      to the slowly blinding singer), there's also no denying that Woo somehow 
      makes it all work, largely through the fact that he approaches it all without 
      a hint of irony or condescension. Instead, Woo plays it all straight, and 
      finds his best moments in the emotional extremes, turning what could have 
      been just another action movie into something operatic and poetic, in its 
      own violent way. <em>The Killer </em>is probably the purest expression of 
      what John Woo loves in a film, and given that I'm right there with him on 
      a lot of this stuff, it should be no surprise that I loved this movie, from 
      the opening church meeting to the death-dealing finale. It's a film that's 
      earned a legendary status, and while I thought nothing could match the action 
      sequences of <em>Hard Boiled</em>, <em>The Killer </em>does so by making 
      it all somehow more focused and personal.</description>
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<title>Movie Log: Iron Man 3 / **** ½</title>
<link>http://www.clydeumney.net/movielog.htm#0613a</link>
<pubDate>Monday, 17 Jun 2013 18:15:12 CDT</pubDate>
<description>My enthusiasm for the Marvel comic book movies 
      faded pretty quickly after the first <em>Iron Man</em>; no matter how much 
      I enjoyed Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark, the movies seemed duller and 
      duller, and the interest in a &quot;shared universe&quot; monumentally off-putting 
      and uninteresting. (My pretty middling reaction to <em>The Avengers </em>didn't 
      really change my mind on any of that.) But when it was announced that <em>Iron 
      Man 3 </em>was being handed over to Shane Black, well, you had my interest 
      back. Giving a Marvel comic book film to an honest-to-god writer/director 
      with his own voice and style (to say nothing of a mini <em>Kiss Kiss, Bang 
      Bang </em>reunion) was a good way to get me back into the movies, and <em>Iron 
      Man 3 </em>delivered and then some. There's a lot that I loved about this 
      movie, but let's just start with the fact that for the first time in forever, 
      <em>Iron Man 3 </em>doesn't seem to exist solely as an advertisement for 
      future movies; indeed, with the exception of some nods to Tony Stark's backstory, 
      <em>Iron Man 3 </em>is pretty much a stand-alone film, and that's a massive 
      relief. Then there's the way that the film spends the vast majority of its 
      running time without ever putting Stark in the Iron Man armor, instead focusing 
      on the character, his personality and flaws, and his intellectual prowess. 
      It makes for a far richer and more involving superhero film, one that's 
      less about men in powerful suits hitting each other and more about a man 
      confronting his own legacy. And none of that even touches on the brilliant 
      way that the Mandarin plays into the story, which would deserve its own 
      paragraph if it didn't spoil such a fantastic reveal. Suffice to say, Black 
      takes a problematic, racist caricature and does something brilliant with 
      it, using it to explore American fears and xenophobia. By the time you toss 
      in fascinating subtext (it's no coincidence that the movie revolves around 
      wounded armed forces members doing suicide bombing missions), fantastic 
      dialogue, great performances, and some dazzling setpieces (including a jaw-dropping 
      climax that's a joy of action choreography), and you've got a truly satisfying 
      superhero film. Sure, there are some weak points (with many of them revolving 
      around the film's other villain, whose only really interesting aspects are 
      brought by way of Guy Pearce's talent), but those are minor marks against 
      the film's overwhelming successes. I may not be a big fan of the &quot;shared 
      universe&quot; idea, but if Marvel can start putting out interesting, exciting, 
      and engaging movies like this, I'll be far more excited for their work from 
      here on out. </description>
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<title>Movie Log: Magic Mike / ****</title>
<link>http://www.clydeumney.net/movielog.htm#0612c</link>
<pubDate>Wednesday, 12 Jun 2013 17:10:03 CDT</pubDate>
<description>Despite it being pigeonholed as &quot;that male 
      stripper movie,&quot; there's a lot more going on in <em>Magic Mike </em>than 
      such a simplistic summary would suggest - a fact which goes without saying 
      to any fan of Steven Soderbergh, who's pretty much incapable of making an 
      uninteresting film. In some ways, <em>Magic Mike </em>plays out like the more 
      studio-friendly version of Soderbergh's <em>The Girlfriend Experience</em>, 
      which was a film about a young woman who hires herself out to give young 
      men a &quot;girlfriend&quot; to be with (as opposed to just a lover). Like 
      <em>Girlfriend Experience</em>, <em>Magic Mike </em>is inexorably linked 
      to the declining economy, a fact which comes out most strongly in a quietly 
      devastating scene set in a bank office. But <em>Magic Mike </em>is more 
      character study than social commentary, orbiting around a male stripper 
      who took the job for easy money but finds himself unable to break free from 
      the life. There's a high potential for cliches in a story like that, but 
      <em>Magic Mike </em>mostly holds them off until the final act, where drugs 
      and addiction come into play almost exactly as you'd expect them to in a 
      story like this. Until then, though, <em>Magic Mike </em>is a fascinating 
      glimpse into a very different world, and as usual, Soderbergh makes the 
      smallest details into the most fascinating moments, from the sewing of costumes 
      to the discussion of props. Even when the film starts to feel a little more 
      disposable at the end, Soderbergh's keen visual style keeps everything richer 
      than it would otherwise be, and keeps the film interesting when it probably 
      doesn't deserve to be. I can't argue that <em>Magic Mike </em>feels a little 
      less rich than most Soderbergh movies, but even the weakest of his efforts 
      have plenty to offer, from outstanding performances across the board to 
      masterful editing to a magnificent focus on details. So what if it's about 
      male strippers? That doesn't make it much less entertaining, well-made, 
      or interesting to watch.</description>
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<title>Movie Log: This is the End / **** ½</title>
<link>http://www.clydeumney.net/movielog.htm#0612b</link>
<pubDate>Wednesday, 12 Jun 2013 17:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
<description>The trailers for <em>This is the End </em>marketed 
      it as a celebrity-filled disaster movie - something along the lines of <em>The 
      Poseidon Adventure</em>, but with Seth Rogen and his friends filling the 
      cast. But it turns out that <em>This is the End </em>is a lot darker, a 
      lot stranger, a lot more violent, and a lot more interesting than you might 
      expect from those commercials. That's not to say that it's not funny; I 
      laughed consistently and constantly throughout <em>This is the End</em>, 
      and there's not a cast member who didn't crack me up over and over again. 
      But just focusing on the humor means missing out on everything else <em>This 
      is the End </em>brings to the table, including a blending of horror and 
      comedy that recalls nothing so much as <em>Shaun of the Dead</em>. More 
      than that, screenwriters Rogen and Evan Goldberg bring the same emotional 
      richness and thematic depth to the table that they brought to movies like 
      <em>Superbad</em>. From a Jewish kid's unease with Christian apocalyptic 
      imagery to a nasty look at Hollywood culture to the changing relationships 
      between friends as time passes, <em>This is the End </em>finds enough to 
      chew on that it more than gives the film some depth beyond just &quot;celebrities 
      hanging out and dying&quot;. But in the end, it's a comedy, and it's going 
      to be judged by how funny it is. For me, it's absolutely hilarious; to be 
      fair, though, your enjoyment will hinge greatly on how much you enjoy Rogen 
      and his friends playing off of each other, as well as how willing you are 
      to follow the movie as it gets darker and darker in tone. All I can say, 
      though, is that there's something fantastic about seeing a mainstream movie 
      that's as nuts and gutsy as this one is, and I had a blast with the whole 
      thing. </description>
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<title>Movie Log: The Campaign / ****</title>
<link>http://www.clydeumney.net/movielog.htm#0612a</link>
<pubDate>Wednesday, 12 Jun 2013 16:58:02 CDT</pubDate>
<description>With the modern state of politics, it wouldn't 
      be hard to make a vicious, trenchant satire about the shallowness of it 
      all; however, that's not really the movie <em>The Campaign</em> wants to 
      be, no matter how much it offers some (fairly shallow) comments about campaign 
      finance reform and features thinly veiled caricatures of the Koch brothers. 
      No, <em>The Campaign </em>is more about broad, silly comedy, and sometimes, 
      that's more than enough. Mind you, it certainly doesn't hurt that the film 
      is largely content to let Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis merely bounce 
      off of each other, and their comic sensibilities and improv skills are more 
      than capable of carrying the film even when it loses its interest in its 
      main story. It's not a surprise that <em>The Campaign </em>is a little sloppy 
      - Ferrell's last few films have been helmed by Adam McKay, who manages to 
      bring a great visual style and a tightness to bear that <em>Campaign </em>director 
      Jay Roach just isn't capable of (or interested in, based off of his other 
      word). But even with that sloppiness, <em>The Campaign </em>delivers plenty 
      of laughs, especially when it comes to Ferrell's increasingly desperate 
      and insane campaign ads (which seem less and less far fetched with each 
      passing year). So, no, <em>The Campaign </em>isn't as no-holds-barred and 
      as vicious as I kind of wished it was, but as a comedy? Yeah, on that front, 
      it works just fine.</description>
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<title>Movie Log: Game of Thrones (Season 3) / ****</title>
<link>http://www.clydeumney.net/movielog.htm#0611b</link>
<pubDate>Tuesday, 11 Jun 2013 22:43:17 CDT</pubDate>
<description>This is probably going to put me in a minority, 
      but I spent a lot of the third season of <em>Game of Thrones </em>frustrated 
      with the show I was watching. Gone was the series that so elegantly interwove 
      its characters and storylines in rich, thematic ways; in its place was a 
      program that found itself desperately overstuffed with characters and bouncing 
      around so much that the rich character depth that drew me in was almost 
      nowhere to be found. The show had a lot to do, and a lot of groundwork to 
      lay, but it ended up doing so in such a rushed fashion that many of the 
      episodes felt like nothing so much as plot-filling. It's to <em>Thrones</em>'s 
      credit, then, that it ended so well that I found myself sucked back into 
      the world firmly and strongly, and was more eager for season 4 than I would 
      ever have expected. It probably helps things that the season finale was 
      so well-done, and so character-driven, that it righted a lot of the wrongs 
      I felt held the rest of the season back. Of course, that finale had the 
      advantage of following the season's major &quot;moment,&quot; which did 
      a number of things well - not the least of which is (I have to selfishly 
      note) paring down the number of characters the show had to juggle (and losing 
      at least one of the least interesting actors on the show, I have to honestly 
      say). That's not to say that season 3 was a complete waste. There were great 
      moments scattered throughout, many of which were thanks to the outstanding 
      cast, who never fail to bring their A-game, no matter what's going on. (As 
      much as I love Peter Dinklage as Tyrion, can anyone really deny that Charles 
      Dance has to go down as this season's MVP as icy, commanding Tywin Lannister?) 
      From Jamie Lannister's gut-wrenching monologue about his nickname to the 
      collapse of the Night's Watch to Arya Stark's explosion of rage in the finale, 
      <em>Thrones</em> was at its best when it could set the plotting aside and 
      let its characters breathe. With the fabled Red Wedding (and a lot of necessary 
      groundwork) out of the way, the series seems on the right path to start 
      focusing on its characters and their interactions and relationships again, 
      and I'm eager to see where we go from here - after a season that felt like 
      a lot of heavy lifting, it feels like the show is ready to let the characters 
      dictate the story again, and not rely on the necessities of an author's 
      hand.</description>
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<title>Movie Log: The Croods / ****</title>
<link>http://www.clydeumney.net/movielog.htm#0611a</link>
<pubDate>Tuesday, 11 Jun 2013 22:17:12 CDT</pubDate>
<description>In a lot of ways, <em>The Croods </em>is just 
      another disposable kids movie, one that you probably won't remember for 
      all that long after you've seen it. Its message is pretty generic (it boils 
      down to, &quot;Don't be afraid of living life&quot;), the characters pretty 
      much the archetypes you've seen in lots of other films (the overprotective 
      father, the rebellious daughter, the dopey son, the &quot;crazy&quot; grandmother), 
      and so on. And yet, none of that changes the fact that I had a lot of fun 
      watching <em>The Croods</em>, which may be generic, but does everything 
      it's trying to do and does it all very well. The action is engaging, the 
      humor effective, the emotional beats solidly constructed, and the visual 
      style absolutely <em>gorgeous</em>. (Having giant of cinematography Roger 
      Deakins as a visual consultant on the film doesn't hurt that.) More than 
      that, <em>The Croods </em>dodges smirking &quot;adult&quot; humor and double 
      entendres, and instead basically feels like a big-budget...well, <em>cartoon</em>. 
      So, no, <em>The Croods </em>probably won't go down as a milestone or a new 
      childhood classic. But it's a lot of fun, made my kids laugh almost continuously, 
      and pretty much accomplishes everything it sets out to do. And it's a shame 
      that that doesn't count for more sometimes.</description>
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